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文章出处：http://www.limodev.cn/blog 在前一家公司，开发一个Transform Proxy Server，它是基于Apache开发的。有一段时间，本人负责维护Apache的mod_ssl模块。所谓的维护，只是及时更新版本罢了，基本上不会修改它。偶尔也会浏览其中一些代码，发现作者很有趣，他们习惯性的在源文件的开头，放一段语录。这些语录，有的让捧腹大笑，有的引人深思，有的典雅，有的 粗俗。但不管怎样，都让人回味良久。现把它们摘录如下，供大家欣赏： mod_ssl.h /* “The Apache Group: a collection of talented individuals who are trying to perfect the art of never finishing something.” – Rob Hartill */ ssl_expr.h /* “May all your PUSHes be POPed.” */ mod_ssl.c /* “I’ll be surprised if others think that what you are doing is honourable.” – Ben Laurie, Apache-SSL author */ ssl_engine_ext.c /* “Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_mutex.c /* “Real programmers confuse Christmas and Halloween because DEC 25 = OCT 31.” – Unknown */ ssl_expr_eval.c /* “Make love, not software!” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_compat.c /* “Backward compatibility is for users who don’t want to live on the bleeding edge.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_init.c /* “Recursive, adj.; see Recursive.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_pphrase.c /* “Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.” – Clifford Stoll */ ssl_engine_config.c /* “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_io.c /* “MY HACK: This universe. Just one little problem: core keeps dumping.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_rand.c /* “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.” */ ssl_util.c /* “Every day of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off!” – Calvin */ ssl_engine_kernel.c /* “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for programming, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_vars.c /* “Those of you who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do.” – Unknown */ ssl_scache.c /* “Open-Source Software: generous programmers from around the world all join forces to help you shoot yourself in the foot for free.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_ds.c /* “If you can’t do it in C or assembly language, it isn’t worth doing.” – Unknown */ ssl_engine_log.c /* “The difference between a computer industry job and open-source software hacking is about 30 hours a week.” – Ralf S. Engelschall */ ssl_expr.c /* “It is hard to fly with the eagles when you work with the turkeys.” – Unknown */ (李先静) |